<p>1 . we two who and who ? > 咱俩谁跟谁阿 <br/> <br/> 2 . how are you ? how old are you? > 怎么是你,怎么老是你? <br/> <br/> 3 . you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you <br/> <br/> 你不 鸟我,我也 不 鸟你 <br/> <br/> 4 . you have seed I will give you some color to see see, <br/> <br/> brothers ! together up ! <br/> <br/> 你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上! <br/> <br/> 5 . hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! <br/> <br/> 有事起奏,无事退朝 <br/> <br/> 6 . you me you me <br/> <br/> 彼此彼此 <br/> <br/> 7 . You Give Me Stop!! <br/> <br/> 你给我站住! <br/> <br/> 8 . know is know noknow is noknow <br/> <br/> 知之为知之,不知为不知 … <br/> <br/> 9 . WATCH SISTER > 表妹 <br/> <br/> 10 . dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’s sons can make hole!! <br/>龙生龙,凤生凤 ,老鼠的儿子会打洞! <br/> <br/> 11 . American Chinese not enough <br/> <br/> 美中不足 <br/> <br/> 12 . one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die <br/> <br/> 车祸现场描述 <br/> <br/> 13 . heart flower angry open <br/> <br/> 心花怒放 <br/> <br/> 14 . go past no mistake past <br/> <br/> 走过路过,不要错过 <br/> <br/> 15 .小明: I am sorry! <br/> <br/> 老外: I am sorry too! <br/> <br/> 小明: I am sorry three! <br/> <br/> 老外: What are you sorry for? <br/> <br/> 小明: I am sorry five! <br/> <br/> 16 . If you want money,I have no; <br/> <br/> if you want life,I have one! <br/> <br/> 要钱没有,要命一条 <br/> <br/> 17 . I call Li old big. toyear 25. <br/> <br/> 我叫李老大,今年 25 。 <br/> <br/> 18 . you have two down son 。你有两下子。 <br/> <br/> 19 . as far as you go to die <br/>有多远,死多远!! ! ! <br/> <br/> 20 . I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face <br/> <br/> 给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸 <br/> <br/> 22 . The king who is ****ing is the son of the king who has ****ed. <br/> <br/> 金正日是金日成的儿子</p><p></p><p><strong> 比周星驰还拽的女售票员</strong></p><p>女售票员 :“各位乘客大家好,欢迎乘坐323路优质服务车。请文明乘车, 不要在车内大小便。” <br/> “请大家上车后主动往里走,老、弱、病、残、孕乘客请在角落和车座底下蹲好,以免挤伤。” <br/> “下一站,丽泽桥,请没票的乘客买票,体力不支的乘客下车。” <br/> “为了支持北京的申奥活动,我们车开展了英语普及活动。请大家出示英语等级证书,四级以下(含四级)的乘客在六里桥南下车,换乘 <br/> 323路小公车。” <br/> “下一站:公主坟!前门、中门和后门已坏,请大家打开车窗,按顺序下车,不要拥挤。” <br/> “下一站:阜成路!各位乘客:‘挤死一个少一个’是我国的基本国策,请呼吸困难的乘客提前做好准备,海淀区殡葬馆电话65949494,你也可以拨打李素丽服务热线:16999 提前作好注销户口。” <br/> 这时车厢里骚动起来“**,你往哪儿*?” <br/> “你觉得很挤是吗?觉得很挤你就哭呀!你不哭我怎么知道你觉得挤呢?虽然你满头大汗,呼吸困难地看着我,但你还得哭呀。” <br/> “你为什么踩我?” <br/> “踩你需要理由吗?” <br/> “不需要吗?” <br/> “需要吗?” <br/> “不需要吗?” <br/> “研究研究嘛!何必那么认真呢?需要吗?” <br/> “下一站,人民大学。购买文凭和盗版游戏软件的乘客,请提前做好准备。” <br/></p>
[此贴子已经被作者于2007-7-21 1:53:37编辑过]
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